The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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