so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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