But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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