At least make sure they are 18
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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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