Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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