I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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