I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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