is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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