just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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