Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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