Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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