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(860): View more from Connecticut

oh good, I think they're gone

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the painters?

(860): View more from Connecticut

my herpes

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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

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(716): View more from New York

Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Text me some of your sweat

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