so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
