My balls are so social today.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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