Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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