We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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