You made me cry and you don't even care
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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