I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Tell her she can't have a vagina
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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