I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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