I need help removing her.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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