This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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