...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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