4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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