There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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