i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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