Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I think i got beer on your cat.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
