I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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