I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Mom said you looked used
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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