What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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