Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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