I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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