Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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