whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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