are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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