So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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