just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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