Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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