I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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