This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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