There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's not cheating when I paid for it
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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