I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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