Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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