The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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