Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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