dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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