everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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