you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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