I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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