Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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