Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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