So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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