so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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