i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Oh god it's open bar.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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